Cruise Confession Time: We just got home from a 5 day cruise to Mexico and 2 night stay in New Orleans and everyone's 2nd question after "Did you have a good time?" has been "How much weight did you gain?"
If I can get 10 likes on this I will share the good, the bad and the horrible.
Well I got 10 likes. Of course after rethinking I wish I would have put 100. I was really bad...
But you know I am human. I went to the dark side a little bit.
So here goes:
Ok.
So I didn't pre-type so I'm sure I'll just ramble but that’s ok right? Here goes. I'll start with saying I did drink
my Shakeology, but only like 3 out of the 10 days. I started out with really
good intentions. But here goes
all the rest of the crap.... Pizza - at least twice - it was a really good
pizza with pepperoni and cheese, wine - duh, omelet - extra cheese, French
fries, stuffed mushrooms, fried fish fillet - it was pretty fab, baked potato -
practically everyday, Miami vice's - by the yard, and in case you are not
familiar with a Miami Vice it is frozen refreshing 1/2 Pina Colada 1/2 strawberry
daiquiri, I did have some fruit mainly watermelon & cantaloupe- love it, oh
sour cream and butter on those baked potatoes, cheese plate, molten lava cake-
it was hot and heavenly, duck, shrimp cocktail, lobster bisque - not great like
Papadeaux but I scarfed it down anyway, cereal w/ milk, coffee with real cream,
bacon & sausage - no it wasn't turkey, seasoned potatoes, Caesar salad,
rolls with butter - they were so warm and tasty, they almost melt in your
mouth, oh did I mention that the molten lava cake came with ice cream? ya I
dumped the ice cream in with the molten lava cake, more wine but I put sprite
in it like a spritzer - I hadn't had a soda since Thanksgiving, orange sherbet,
oh almost forgot I had TacoHell - crunchwrap supreme and a taco on 2 separate
days, I had to throw in one of the buffalo chicken wraps too, ham 'n eggs,
pancakes from Ihop with real syrup, oh ya and a waffle too, all star special
from waffle house, oooh I had ice cream from the machine thingy chocolate
vanilla swirl but no cone - it was a plate and I ate it with a fork - I really
wanted it, the best ever- shrimp and oyster po' boy with fries - well me and Ry
split it but it was the size of two plates and some rabbit and sausage
jambalaya, miller lite - by the buckets, Ham & Turkey sandwich - you
wouldn't think so horrible but I had no objection when he slapped a huge pat of
butter on it and threw it in the Panini press, oh the best bloody Mary I have
ever had - see pic above - it had so much magic in it - olives stuffed with
cheese, pimento olives, okra, carrots, scallions, green beans, shrimp, lime wedge,
wax pepper, I can not tell you how tasty it was - I just had to have 2, awe man
Fuddruckers - never had it before but omg seriously tasty it was a 3rd pound
cheese burger with bacon and the works the mayo and catsup was oozing out of
the sides, and fries and not to mention some kinda dessert I can't even
remember what it was but I know it was good, I think I remember it being a pie
of sort - it was shared so that is a point for me - if we were counting points,
beef jerky teriyaki - the whole bag and no it wasn't the small one, oh little
more wine, more rolls, a prime rib stacker with potato salad and carrot cake
really good carrot cake, ah crap and to drive the nail into the coffin and to
seriously end the vacation on a good note we had a Red Lobster gift card I won
from my work Christmas party and when would we be truly be able to use it if
not then.... So did someone say cheesy biscuits? How about 3 cheesy biscuits,
stuffed fish, cheesy crab and lobster stuffed mushrooms, another baked potato
with fixin's but I did accompany it with a salad - haha with ranch and croutons
and one last cheesy biscuit for dessert and left over carrot cake to wrap it
up. I found a big cookie in the cupboard from Easter - I seriously contemplated
eating it but I dropped it in the trash and took it as a sign. Ok so next question how much
weight did I pack on with all of that? Anyone want to guess?
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